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tyr4nnicide:

systemofadowny:

actually in tears 

I am crying omfg. When he psychs it up though, that’s exactly what goes on inside my head before I kill an insect (yeah the voice in my head is black) “oh shit wait let me get a magic wipe first” …  I can’t even OMFG.. “you can’t even tell I killed nuthin” Like he would get sent to prison or s/t hhahahaa

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himynameisnotjoby:
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swiftdash:

theevermysteriousowl:

unclenicky:

OH MY GOD I DID NOT JUST FIND THIS.

fUCK

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Chachi <3 (Taken with instagram)
Avengers pick up lines:
  • Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
  • Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
  • Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
  • Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
  • Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
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fuckyeahthebetterlife:

pimpnutz:

morning

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